Monthly Archives: July 2014

My Extreme Speculation On Why DJ Is Taking A Mysterious Leave From The Tour

Posted on July 31, 2014 by shutfacegolf

‘Tis A Helluva Drug As always, I’m going to say what no one else can or wants to. That’s what this site is for, and I’m not going to stop now because of the sensitivity of the subject. In case you’ve … Continue reading →

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Bald Tiger & DJ Pulls Out: Hump Day Musings

Posted on July 30, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Get It Over With Millions of men in our country are bald, or going bald. Some from the front, some from the rear, some from both. Fortunately for most anyone with this issue, they’re likely not a huge superstar that … Continue reading →

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Clark Captures Canadian Open: Final Thoughts On RBC

Posted on July 28, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Often A Bridesmaid, Now Twice A Bride I say that because there was a time before Tim Clark won the 2010 Players Championship that he had the most 2nd place finishes in the history of the tour without a victory. … Continue reading →

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Your Grandpa’s Ryder Cup And The Return Of The Long Drive: Hump Day Musings

Posted on July 23, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Grumpiest Old Men?  If there was a 3rd Grumpy Old Men movie that would have been the title, right? There is a rumor going around that the PGA of America along with the PGA Tour and the European PGA Tour will … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: The Finale

Posted on July 21, 2014 by shutfacegolf

A Prophecy Fulfilled Being declared Europe’s great hope at about 14 years of age is a lot for any kid to take on. Having your father bet a few hundred pounds on you at 16 to win the Open Championship … Continue reading →

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Meth Heading To Masters: Final USAPL In The Books

Posted on July 19, 2014 by shutfacegolf

So Long Old Friend About a year and a half ago I posted with outrage about the USGA bluecoats announcing that they will no longer be conducting an amateur public links championship. The United States Amateur Public Links Championship and its … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: Round 3

Posted on July 19, 2014 by shutfacegolf

A Broken Clock Is Correct At Least Twice A Day Yesterday I posted about Round 2 at the Open smack dab in the middle of play. I lamented that Rory was being handed a trophy before he had even truly … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: Round 2

Posted on July 18, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Premature Speculation I’m on lock down later today, so I’m writing this Round 2 post a bit prematurely. As I sit and watch Rors play the back nine I see on my Twitter feed way too much speculation that Rory … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: Round 1

Posted on July 17, 2014 by shutfacegolf

It Was Thursday, So Of Course Rory McIlroy Went Low I don’t think anyone of us is surprised to see that Rory McIlroy leads the Open Championship after one round. Rory has gone low on Thursday at the Scottish Open, … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: Day 3

Posted on July 16, 2014 by shutfacegolf

This Is Starting To Feel Like Childbirth Not that I actually know what that feels like, I’m talking more generally about the anticipation of such an event. The Masters is great, so is the U.S. Open, but because this is … Continue reading →

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