Monthly Archives: June 2014

Rosie Takes Quicken At Congo: Final Thoughts On Tiger’s Tourney

Rose Wins 2nd U.S. Op…….Errrr…….Wait A Second Well, that’s what it felt like, didn’t it? The Quicken National felt like an old school U.S. Open minus Mike Davis’ fun short par 4s and graduated rough. What happened at the 2011 … Continue reading

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Prez Cup At Obama’s And Wie Twerks: Hump Day Musings

There’s No Truth To The Rumor That Uncle Joe Sucker Punched Him In another effort to be the celebrity president that hangs out with the cool kids, President Obama invited the President’s Cup teams from 2013 to the White House … Continue reading

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Well Played Michelle Wie

What A Difference A Year Can Make One year ago when Michelle Wie WD’d from the ladies U.S. Open I wrote this and I meant every fucking word of it. A lot can happen in a year, and for Michelle it … Continue reading

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Tom Gillis Is My Hero

I Think He Was Too Nice This one broke late last week, but I’d be doing you all a tremendous disservice if I glossed over it. Forty-five year old journeyman professional from Michigan, Tom Gillis, was going about his business … Continue reading

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Lucky 7 For Streels To Win In Hartford: Final Thoughts On Travelers

Not Bad For A Guy Not Shown By CBS Until His Putt On The 15th Hole When CBS came on the air on Sunday in Connecticut they focused on Sergio Garcia, KJ Choi, Aaron (Dresses) Baddeley and even Marc Leishman. … Continue reading

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Leave Lucy Alone!

Haters Gonna Hate Part of the beauty of both the men’s and women’s United States Opens are that anyone with a low enough handicap can try to qualify for their gender’s championship. It is, by definition, the most democratic golf … Continue reading

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Fresh Faces At Pinehurst, $woosh Stable Grows, And Tiger Going HAM: Hump Day Musings

Ladies Week At Pinehurst Now that the men have finished their week at Pinehurst, the USGA has changed the pillowcases and sheets at the Pinecrest Inn and moved the tees up 1000 yards so the women (or girls in some … Continue reading

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U.S. Open: The Finale

Kaymer KOs Field And Pinehurst For 2nd Major When you win the U.S. Open by 8 shots one month after winning the Players Championship, what else is there to say? Martin Kaymer is a force to be reckoned with in … Continue reading

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U.S. Open: Round 3

Kaymer’s To Lose That’s stating the obvious, but a five shot lead going into the final round of a major makes it so. This isn’t Tiger at the Masters in ’97, or the Open in 2000, or Rory at Congressional….this … Continue reading

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U.S. Open: Round 2

Kaymer Continues Blitzkrieg On Pinehurst Martin Kaymer has all the pedigree one could ask for in a player that has a 6 shot lead halfway through a major. He’s already won a major and been the number 1 player in … Continue reading

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