Monthly Archives: May 2014

Breaking News: Bitch Tits Being Probed

By The FBI For Insider Trading Nothing good ever comes of Phil’s visits to Ohio. Apparently after his 1st round at Muirfield Village on Thursday two FBI agents came to Phil to talk to him about some stock he bought … Continue reading

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Rors Goes Nuts, Duf Goes Ape, And Keegs Goes Short: Thursday Potluck

Magnificent McIlroy At Memorial When you’re fresh off your first worldwide victory of the year and fresh out of a 3 year relationship to someone you planned to marry, golf must look pretty easy. At least it must be to … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For The Golf Channel

No, They Didn’t Show Holly Naked What they did do is give us the best Memorial Day present anyone could ask for by showing us the final round of stroke play competition from the NCAA Division 1 Championship. When this … Continue reading

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Scott Breaks In New No. 1 Ranking In Style: Final Thoughts On Colonial

Not So Fast Henrik Finishing strong across the pond at Wentworth, Henrik Stenson was poised to take over the top spot in the official world golf rankings if Adam Scott didn’t finish 12th or better at Colonial after only holding … Continue reading

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Rors Wins At Wentworth Thanks To Epic Bjorn Collapse

I Warned You I warned you earlier this week that Rory McIlroy was a dangerous golfer now thanks to his new found focus on his game having ended his relationship with Caroline Wozniacki. Throw in some decent golf, a few … Continue reading

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Rors Calls Off Wedding: Engaged PGA Tour Stars Take Note

I’ll Go To My Death Bed Saying It Was The Pink Hair Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last 24 hours you probably already know that Rory McIlroy broke off his pending nuptials to Caroline Wozniacki. Rors … Continue reading

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Course Review: Harbor Shores

Harbor Shores Golf Course – Benton Harbor, MI (Architect: Jack Nicklaus) Background Less than 90 miles from Chicago resting on the eastern shores of Lake Michigan, Jack Nicklaus was hired to design a golf course that would someday host major…

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Most Interesting Man Wins Open de Espana!

Most Interesting Pic  The Most Interesting Man In Golf (MIMIG) won the least interesting event I can think of for anyone outside of Spain. The title of this post says it all. Despite playing his last 10 holes in 3 … Continue reading

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Another Dawg Has His Day: Final Thoughts On Nelson

Hot Toddy With all the other talented players and big names in the field this week in Dallas I’m guessing no one picked Brendon Todd as the winner of the 2014 Nelson. Todd began the day playing in the final … Continue reading

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Thursday Potluck, In Other Words, Totally Random Shit

Nelson Round 1 In a slow golf news week there isn’t much to talk about on Thursday evening other than the actual golf being played at a rather mundane PGA Tour event. That’s okay, I’ll muddle through somehow. Following the … Continue reading

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