You Would Think By Now I Could Spell Syphilis
Last year for their May edition Golf Digest sold out and put Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders on their cover for a fitness photo shoot and story. To say it went over well is an understatement. How would the GD editors follow that up for May of 2014? They spread Pau…..errrr…….they gave Paulina Gretzky a similar spread.
That’s bullshit. She’s engaged to a golfer and her dad is a hockey player. So fucking what? How is this any different then when she did Maxim? Golf Digest is supposed to be a reputable publication that golf fans read for golf related topics and stories. Yes, she’s a hot piece of ass, but how desperate is this relic of a magazine if they have to lower themselves to such tactics? Putting Holly on the cover last year was stretching it, but that was smart. She’s a star on the Golf Channel. Paulina is TMZ’s favorite topic. That’s barely a notch above Lindsay Lohan. They might as well have just titled it “Paulina Gretzky Nude” if they needed eyeballs that bad.
You think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black? Stop yourself. Yes, I show Paulina’s ass and tits any time I can. I’m doing it now in this post. That’s why most of you are here anyway. The difference is that I’m not claiming to be a reputable golf publication. I’m a guy with a keyboard and a lot of dirty thoughts. I don’t have sponsors, I don’t have subscribers. If you can’t see that difference, I can’t help you.
I’m not trying to be a hater, but some of the ladies of the LPGA surely are. When asked about Paulina’s cover today at the Dinah Shore their reactions were quite blunt. I can’t blame them. Surely they know that a hack website like mine wouldn’t feature them. To grow their game the LPGA stars need to be given the types of opportunity that Paulina received. Why not put Beatriz Recari or any actual attractive golfer that has more clout in golf on the cover? They whiffed, big time.
And for the record, there is no fucking way PG actually works out like the pictures indicate. Its more likely that she simply doesn’t eat anything, or if she does she pukes it up. God bless her. What’s that? You want to see the gallery from Golf Digest just to judge it for yourself? Well, click here. I can’t say you won’t enjoy it.
DJ Must Have Thought She Posed Nude
Meanwhile in Houston hubby-to-be of Paulina, Dustin Johnson, started his pre-Masters tune up with a front nine score of 43. Ouch. In the middle of the round it appeared as though he righted the ship but a closing double clinched a round of 80 for DJ. If I was him I’d show up tomorrow to get another round in to prep for Augusta, that’s why he’s there in the first place, right?
Nah….he’s got better people….errr… things to do. There has to be a link to the magazine cover release for Paulina and his bad day. DJ has finished in the top 10 in 5 of the 6 stroke play events he has played this year. Her cover goes public and he inexplicably implodes on the same day? That’s not a coincidence.
He had a shit round and bailed with a WD just like Bubba Watson did at Arnie’s place two weeks ago. The only difference is he didn’t make a lame excuse like Bubba did. It’s a shame these guys don’t appreciate their jobs a little more. If you’re injured, fine, I get it. WD and get out of dodge. Go lick your wounds. If you’re not, grow the fuck up. Its only a matter of time before Paulina tweets a new Insty of the couple out on the town tonight after DJ’s WD just like last year after he pulled out of the Sony.
Speaking of which, that’s her latest Insty from earlier this week. And that’s DJ’s dog who probably knows if Paulina has hard wood floors or an area rug guarding her kitchen sink.