Fucking Hef Would Have Been Easier For $500k
In 2012 Playboy model Liz Dickson was working a company sponsored golf outing in LA as part of the satellite radio broadcast of the event. During the broadcast some dip shit comedian decided that sticking a tee with a ball on it between Liz’s butt cheeks and taking a rip with a driver was a good idea. You know that can’t end well. The video below tells the rest of the story:
It looks like she tried to laugh it off a first glance, but TMZ has the photo to prove how much pain she was in.
Fuck!!!!!!! How can you even sit down for the next 8 weeks with that on your ass? From the incident Liz accumulated $33,000 in medical bills and is of course suing Playboy for $500,000. I think that’s a low number for what she’s suffered through, but the problem is she was such a willing participant in the act that I’m not sure how strong her case is. I’m sure it will eventually be settled out of court, BUTT it’s an entertaining video nonetheless.
I have so many thoughts, mostly vulgar, sexist, and obnoxious going through my head that I think its going to explode. I’m sure you do too, so please turn it loose in the comments section. I can’t wait to hear them.