Monthly Archives: February 2014

The Hotties Of Big Break Florida

False Advertising The intent of this post was to show you all the hot chicks of the new cast of the Golf Channel’s latest edition of Big Break. Unfortunately for you and me, the show didn’t give us much to … Continue reading

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Course Review: The Warren Course At Notre Dame

The Warren Course At Notre Dame – South Bend, IN (Architects: Bill Coore & Ben Crenshaw) Background The Warren Course at Notre Dame opened just before the turn of the century to rave reviews. It was and still is one … Continue reading

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Berckman’s Place: Augusta’s MF’nVIP Room

My Mind Is Blown And yours is about to be. Just when you didn’t think they could make you love the Masters and Augusta National more than you already do……….BOOM. In 2013 Augusta National Golf Club unveiled its super-duper-mother-fucking VIP…

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Day Wins In Extra Holes: Final Thoughts On Match Play

And I Was At Home Depot When day break came on Sunday morning four golfers were left in Marana, Arizona to battle for the WGC Accenture Match Play Title. Jason Day defeated Rickie Fowler and Victor Dubuisson sniped Ernie Els … Continue reading

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Garcia’s Gift Bites Him In Ass

Usually The Only Thing In His Ass Is Jose Maria In a third round match against Rickie Fowler, Sergio Garcia walked to his ball near the 6th green to play a chip shot when he encountered a swarm of bees … Continue reading

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Taylormade Strikes Again, This Time With Puppets….Yes, Fucking Puppets

The Speed Police, They Live Inside Of My Head The ink on my recent post dispelling Taylormade Golf’s Loft Up campaign wasn’t even dry before TMG decided to air their newest commercial, the Speed Police Stakeout. This is the same … Continue reading

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Upset City! Talking Brackets Before Things Get Ugly

No One Is Safe If we’ve learned anything in the last decade of the PGA Tour’s match play event, we’ve learned that any player can lose at any time. As the tour’s campaign told us for years, these guys are … Continue reading

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PSA: Dispelling Taylormade’s Loft Up Campaign

Pure Marketing There are two things to remember when reading this post and watching ads on TV for Taylormade’s SLDR drivers. First, no one pays me a dime to write a damn thing on this site. I have no agendas, … Continue reading

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Hot Brackets! Get Your Hot Brackets!

Madness A Month Early Exactly a month from today all of America will be filling out NCAA Tournament brackets trying to win one billion (Dr. Evil voice) dollars from Warren Buffett. However, today and tomorrow are bracket days for golf … Continue reading

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Bubs Wins At The Riv: Final Thoughts On Northern Trust Open

Bubba-licious On Wednesday morning I was sitting at my desk trying to decide who to pick between Charl Schwartzel, Bubba Watson, Dustin Johnson, and Jordan Spieth for my weekly fantasy golf pick’em. About 30 hours later, Bubba had doubled his … Continue reading

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