Monthly Archives: December 2013

Twas The Night Before Golfmas

A ShutFace Original ‘Twas the week of Christmas, and all thro’ golf, Tour news was silent as they all took the weekend off; The Mickelsons were counting income for the IRS, With hopes to hide some of it in their … Continue reading

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Meet Jaye Marie Green, The LPGA’s Q-School Bully

I Don’t Always Talk Women’s Golf, But When I Do… The ladies game has never been and likely never will be as popular as the men’s game. But there was a time some 15 to 20 years ago in which … Continue reading

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Course Review: Harbor Shores

Harbor Shores Golf Course – Benton Harbor, MI (Architect: Jack Nicklaus) Background Less than 90 miles from Chicago resting on the eastern shores of Lake Michigan, Jack Nicklaus was hired to design a golf course that would someday host major … Continue reading

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With New Skirt Toting Sack, Garcia Wins In Thailand

Don’t Forget, Sergio Loves To Spit In The Hole When He’s Done With It Who doesn’t love a week in Thailand? Seeing Sergio Garcia in the field this week didn’t surprise me at all. He knows the country has no … Continue reading

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Upon Further Review: There’s Something Different About Blair O’Neal

Non-Organic Sweater Meat Hard core golf fans probably already know who Blair O’Neal is. If you don’t, I’ll fill you in. She’s a leggy blonde that played her college golf at Arizona State. She’s won 9 mini-tour events but never … Continue reading

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Zach Johnson Steals Tiger’s World Challenge From……Tiger (Of Course)

Silly Season Indeed Tiger’s pre-Christmas exhibition gives us one last glimpse of our favorite world class players before they all take long holiday breaks. Channel surfing in between football games you might have even caught some of the action on … Continue reading

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Rors Ruins Scott’s Tri-Fecta

My Tryptophan Coma Almost Lasted As Long As Rory’s Drought Oh, hello there. Welcome back. Yes, I’ve been gone for a week for Thanksgiving. The truth is, I was too hopped up on domestic beer and leftovers to make my … Continue reading

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