Monthly Archives: November 2013

The Shutters: WAG Of The Year

Long Awaited If it seems like 6 weeks ago when I started my end of year award show, well….it was. Once the Fed Ex Cup Playoffs ended I got rolling on these but put the show-stopper at the end of … Continue reading

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Day & Donald End Droughts

G’Day Mate Nearly two weeks removed from losing 8 family members (including his grandmother) in a tragic typhoon, Jason Day found himself in the final group of the World Cup of Golf. Day hadn’t won in 3 1/2 years. He … Continue reading

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Right In The Chi-Chis

I Only Watch To See Meghan’s Tits If you’re an avid watcher of the Golf Channel’s Big Break you might have noticed that this week’s episode featured special guest Chi-Chi Rodriguez. The 78 year old pro came on the show … Continue reading

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Site News: ShutFaceGolf And The Back9Network

Back Nine, Not Back Door That’s a whole different website, or so I’m told. While you were taking a dump and reading my wedge review on Friday morning you may have asked yourself, why did Mr. Shut Face randomly review … Continue reading

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Harry Hunkers Down – Wins Mayakoba In Mexico

For The Dawgs Harris English is a former Georgia Bulldog and huge fan of the ‘Dawg’ football program. He keeps a UGA mascot head cover on his driver and has an UGA logo on his tour bag. As bad as … Continue reading

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Aussie News: Scott Takes 2nd Leg Of Tri-Fecta & Grieving Day Will Play

Another Week Another Win Fresh of his Australian PGA victory, Adam Scott’s surged onward in his bid to win the triple crown of Australian golf by successfully defending his Australian Masters title. The Aussie PGA and Masters are the first … Continue reading

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Stenson Laps Field In Race To Dubai Finale

No Dubai Drama The European PGA Tour finished their Race To Dubai this weekend with the DP World Championship. The field included stars like Ian Poulter, Luke Donald, Rory McIlroy, Lee Westwood and Justin Rose. Last week’s winner of the … Continue reading

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Nine Wedges Dancing: Your Holiday Gift Guide To Wedges

On The 9th Day Of Christmas, Your True Love Should Give You Wedges Just in time for the holidays,  I’m giving you a no holds barred review of 9 brands of wedges for your reading pleasure. As always with my … Continue reading

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The 235 Yard 7 Iron, Brought To You By The European PGA Tour

The ad wizards at the Euro Tour headquarters have done it again. From the folks that brought you Rory v. the Robot, the Gong Show, the Clay Pigeon and countless other promotional videos, we now have the shot from the … Continue reading

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Baird Steps On Dick, Hands McGladrey To Kirk

And That Hat…. When you’ve played 360 PGA Tour events without a win it isn’t easy for me to harshly describe how you choked away a victory on the 72nd hole, but I push forward, because that’s what you expect … Continue reading

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