Monthly Archives: October 2013

Arnie Still Pimp’in Kate, EA Drops Tiger, And Happy Fucking Halloween

Posted on October 30, 2013 by

American Gothic Golfer There’s no truth to the rumor that Hugh Hefner changed his Halloween costume from Robin Thicke to Arnold Palmer. The image you see below is the King himself with his friend, supermodel Kate Upton. Of course, this … Continue reading →

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Ryan Moore Wins CIMB In Pink Pants, Paulina Pussy Pics, & Kenny Perry’s Daughters

Posted on October 27, 2013 by

Two In The Pink The 2014 PGA Tour season continued this weekend with or without you paying attention. The tour has now officially left North America for a few weeks to play the CIMB Classic in Kuala Lumpur and the … Continue reading →

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Breaking News: Brandel Chamblee Is Still A Giant Douchebag

Posted on October 23, 2013 by

Ummm…..Mr. Chamblee, I Have Ben Wright On The Line For You By now you all know the back story here. Brandel Chamblee wrote a dumb article in which he graded players for their 2013 season. Well, it wasn’t completely retarded … Continue reading →

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Lydia Ko Goes Pro, But Who’s The Rugby Brute Flirting With Her?

Posted on October 23, 2013 by

We’re All Whores For A Price As of yesterday morning, sixteen year old Lydia Ko was the top ranked ladies amateur player in the world for 130 consecutive weeks. Inevitably, that changed when she turned pro yesterday afternoon. Ko, with … Continue reading →

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Rory’s Pacific Rim Job

Posted on October 22, 2013 by

Away From The Noise A big break up in the public eye, a law suit against your former management company, a slumping golf game……..those are just a few of the problems swirling around Rory McIlroy this fall. What better way … Continue reading →

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Jesus Christ Aids Simpson In Six Shot Vegas Victory

Posted on October 21, 2013 by

Jesus And Sin City Are Like Peanut Butter And Jelly Of course they are, and that’s the only reason that I can think of as to why Webb Simpson thanked JC first and foremost for after his win at the … Continue reading →

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The Shutters: Shot Of The Year

Posted on October 16, 2013 by

Award Shows Always Last Too Long Today I’m presenting the award for the best shot hit this year in all of golf. Unfortunately for you, your 6 iron sliced around a tree out of a bunker to 4 feet doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Dyn-O-Mite!!!!! Jimmy Walker Wins Frys, Koepka Collapses & Rors Dumps Horse Face

Posted on October 14, 2013 by

One Out Of 182 Ain’t Bad You knew the PGA Tour’s 2014 season started this weekend, right? I told you somewhere, didn’t I? Of course I did, but you weren’t paying attention and were too busy to notice because you … Continue reading →

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The Shutters: Player Of The Year

Posted on October 11, 2013 by

Back To The Show By now you’ve likely realized that I don’t do things like everyone else or like other websites, golf blogs, etc. So why should my year end awards be any different? Now that the Presidents Cup is … Continue reading →

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Mike McCoy Is Augusta Bound

Posted on October 10, 2013 by

While You Were Sleeping With little acknowledgement from the major golf media outlets, the USGA conducted it’s 33rd iteration of the United States Mid-Amateur Championship this week in Birmingham, Alabama, at the venerable Country Club of Birmingham. If you’re not … Continue reading →

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