Monthly Archives: September 2013

The Shutters: Tweeter of the Year

Ready Or Not If you missed my previous post, then listen up here. Because the tour season is officially over for 2013 I’m going to announce my end of the year awards post by post. Some awards will be announced … Continue reading

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Euro Tour Magic And The Shutters Are Coming: Hump Day Musings

Magicians Get Laid Too Just not until they’re successful enough to move out of their mother’s basement. Where am I going with this? Well, a year ago a Glen Eagles magician DMC showed up to give the Euro boys a … Continue reading

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Stenson Is Rich….Bitch, Spieth Slams Door On ROTY, And Tiger Blows (Chance At Fed Ex Cup): Final Thoughts On Tour Championship

Stenson’s Shiny New Trophies Earlier this year during a CBS broadcast of a tour event Gary McCord informed us that Henrik Stenson took a week off to play in his club championship. He finished 2nd in that club championship. Now … Continue reading

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Holly’s Headlights, Fed Ex Scenarios, and Goose Shit Stymie: It’s Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Brrrrr……It’s Always Cold In Tampa If you’re a regular reader of my filth you know that the site always has an interest in what the Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders is wearing, doing, and fucking. The Ohio girl with bolt-on tits … Continue reading

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Zach Attack, Furyk Can’t Close, & Mother Nature Dominates: BMW Championship Final Thoughts

Congrats To Zach Johnson, But He Bores The Shit Out Of Me If I’m anything, I’m honest. The reason I watch the men’s tour is because they can hit shots that I can’t. They can hit a 7 iron 215 … Continue reading

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Furyk Shoots Fifty-Nine & Tiger Gets Stroked After Round

Fuck You Freddie Message sent, right? That message being a big ‘fuck you’ to Prez Cup Captain Fred Couples for not picking Jim Furyk for his team 10 days ago. It is Friday, so I’ll forgive you for missing it. … Continue reading

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USA! USA! USA! Walker Cup White-Washing, Jess Marksbury’s Tits, & Web.com Wrap Up

One Cup Runneth Over Before today none of the major team matches played between American and European golfers were last won by the U.S. team. The Ryder Cup, the Solheim Cup, the Curtis Cup, and the Walker Cup were all … Continue reading

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Prez Cup Picks Are In, DJ’s Consolation Prize, & Don’t Be That Guy

Chicken Shit Freddie On Wednesday afternoon the President Cup teams for both the Americans and Internationals were finalized by captains Nick Price and Fred Couples making their choices for the wild card picks that complete each team. Price selected Marc … Continue reading

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Stenson Stymies Stricker, Sergio Sucks, & Pending Prez Cup Picks: Final Thoughts On Deutsche Bank

Back In The Saddle Four years ago Henrik Stenson showed his pedigree to the golf world by winning the Players Championship. I remember watching him lash at the ball thinking of him as a big Swedish robot that couldn’t miss … Continue reading

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