Monthly Archives: July 2013

Course Review: The Bear (Grand Traverse Resort)

The Bear at Grand Traverse Resort – Acme, MI (Architect: Jack Nicklaus) Background The Bear, named for its famed designer Jack Nicklaus, opened in 1985 and is still considered one of the toughest tests of golf in the state of … Continue reading

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Sneds Wins For Caddie, DJ Pukes On 17, Too Dark For Seniors & Final Thoughts On Canadian Open

Sneds Wins, Ehhhh Hoser?  Brandt Snedeker was the hottest golfer on the planet around mid-February of this year. Then somewhere on the back nine on Sunday while winning at Pebble Beach he tweaked his ribs and was forced to sit … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Hunter Mahan Withdraws From Canadian Open After Holding 36 Hole Lead

What The Fuck?!? Yeah, you read that title right. Hunter had a two shot lead thru 36 when his wife Kandi, due with their first child next month, called to tell him get home quickly as she was headed to … Continue reading

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The Canadian Open: Golf’s 29th Major & 59s Growing On Trees

And You Thought John Deere Was A Slow Week….. It’s actually a nice regular season tour event, but who’s paying attention? The field is pretty good, the course yields low scores, and ol’ Jimmy Nantz might even show up to … Continue reading

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Course Review: Treetops – Jones Masterpiece

Treetops Jones Masterpiece – Gaylord, MI (Architect: Robert Trent Jones) Background Located in the golf Mecca of the Midwest, Gaylord, Michigan, the Treetops Resort is home to 5 golf courses, a spa, and enough ski slopes to keep you busy … Continue reading

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British Open Week: The Finale

Brit Tits!!!!!!!! Oh, sweet Phillip……just when we left you for dead at Merion, you make us get right back on the roller coaster for two weeks of a thrill ride. In case you were in a coma or drunken stupor, … Continue reading

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The Most Interesting Man, The Duck, And Friday Carnage: Cut Day At The Open

The Rapist…..Errrrr…….Mechanic Leads Thru Thirty Six The most interesting man in golf is leading the British Open Championship at the halfway point. Who saw that coming? Less than a year ago a skiing accident put him on the shelf with … Continue reading

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Spieth Breaks Through, Bag Pipes For Bitch Tits, & Final Thoughts On John Deere

Get Jordy On The Jet Nineteen year olds aren’t supposed to win on tour. They’re not supposed beat defending champs in playoffs with so much on the line. Jordan Speith isn’t your normal 19 year old. I’ve recounted his non-tour … Continue reading

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Phil Mickelson’s European Vacation And Seniors Bump Balls

Happy Philmore Am I the only one that thinks Philly Mick looks a bit like Clark Griswold? Come on, you can see it, I know you can. Anyway, Bitch Tits was back at it in Europe on Thursday playing in … Continue reading

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Gary Player Naked (As Promised), Natalie Gulbis Engaged, And DJ’s Girlfriend’s Latest: Hump Day Musings

He Kept His Two-Ball Putter In The Bag As we’ve all been warned, Gary Player did a shoot for ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue recently. Of course ESPN isn’t a smut peddler so Gary’s shaft and balls didn’t get put … Continue reading

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