Shut Face Golf- A Day At Oakmont, As Good As It Gets October 19, 2020
- #MichiganPublicGolfBracket Results, Re-ranked, and More April 12, 2020
- Course Review: Bethpage State Park (Black Course) May 11, 2019
- Titillation From Tiger April 15, 2019
- Random Thoughts: 2019 So Far January 27, 2019
- I Was On A Podcast, Made Some Predictions, It Didn’t Go Well December 29, 2018
- 10 Reasons I Love The Open Championship July 19, 2018
- Course Review: Arcadia Bluffs (Bluffs) April 14, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: The Finale April 9, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd April 2, 2018
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Course Review: The Bear (Grand Traverse Resort)
The Bear at Grand Traverse Resort – Acme, MI (Architect: Jack Nicklaus) Background The Bear, named for its famed designer Jack Nicklaus, opened in 1985 and is still considered one of the toughest tests of golf in the state of … Continue reading
Sneds Wins For Caddie, DJ Pukes On 17, Too Dark For Seniors & Final Thoughts On Canadian Open
Sneds Wins, Ehhhh Hoser? Brandt Snedeker was the hottest golfer on the planet around mid-February of this year. Then somewhere on the back nine on Sunday while winning at Pebble Beach he tweaked his ribs and was forced to sit … Continue reading
BREAKING: Hunter Mahan Withdraws From Canadian Open After Holding 36 Hole Lead
What The Fuck?!? Yeah, you read that title right. Hunter had a two shot lead thru 36 when his wife Kandi, due with their first child next month, called to tell him get home quickly as she was headed to … Continue reading
Posted in Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Canadian Open, Dustin Johnson, Hunter Mahan, John Merrick, Kandi Mahan, Obama, Paulina Gretzky
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The Canadian Open: Golf’s 29th Major & 59s Growing On Trees
And You Thought John Deere Was A Slow Week….. It’s actually a nice regular season tour event, but who’s paying attention? The field is pretty good, the course yields low scores, and ol’ Jimmy Nantz might even show up to … Continue reading
Course Review: Treetops – Jones Masterpiece
Treetops Jones Masterpiece – Gaylord, MI (Architect: Robert Trent Jones) Background Located in the golf Mecca of the Midwest, Gaylord, Michigan, the Treetops Resort is home to 5 golf courses, a spa, and enough ski slopes to keep you busy … Continue reading
Posted in Course Reviews, Courses
Tagged Gaylord, Northern Michigan, Rick Smith, Robert Trent Jones, Threetops, Tom Fazio, Treetops
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British Open Week: The Finale
Brit Tits!!!!!!!! Oh, sweet Phillip……just when we left you for dead at Merion, you make us get right back on the roller coaster for two weeks of a thrill ride. In case you were in a coma or drunken stupor, … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Majors, Style, Tour Talk
Tagged Adam Scott, Andy North, Bitch Tits, Bones, British Open, Chest Hair Charl, Colin Montgomerie, Dottie Pepper, ESPN, Jason Dufner, Lee Westwood, Phil Mickelson, Sanderson Farms, Tiger Woods, Tom Rinaldi, Woody Austin
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The Most Interesting Man, The Duck, And Friday Carnage: Cut Day At The Open
The Rapist…..Errrrr…….Mechanic Leads Thru Thirty Six The most interesting man in golf is leading the British Open Championship at the halfway point. Who saw that coming? Less than a year ago a skiing accident put him on the shelf with … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Majors, Site News, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Adam Scott, Bitch Tits, El Pato, Lindsey Vonn, Miguel Jimenez, Padraig Harrington, Paulina Gretzky, Sergio, Tiger, Westwood
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Spieth Breaks Through, Bag Pipes For Bitch Tits, & Final Thoughts On John Deere
Get Jordy On The Jet Nineteen year olds aren’t supposed to win on tour. They’re not supposed beat defending champs in playoffs with so much on the line. Jordan Speith isn’t your normal 19 year old. I’ve recounted his non-tour … Continue reading
Posted in Tour Talk
Tagged Bitch Tits, Bitch Tits Tax O-meter, British Open, John Deere Classic, Jordan Speith, Scottish Open, Zach Johnson
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Phil Mickelson’s European Vacation And Seniors Bump Balls
Happy Philmore Am I the only one that thinks Philly Mick looks a bit like Clark Griswold? Come on, you can see it, I know you can. Anyway, Bitch Tits was back at it in Europe on Thursday playing in … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Majors, Tour Talk
Tagged Bitch Tits, Castle Stuart, Clark Griswold, Ernie Els, European Tour, GMac, Happy Gilmore, Mark Calcavecchia, Mark O'Meara, Omaha Country Club, U.S. Senior Open, USGA
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Gary Player Naked (As Promised), Natalie Gulbis Engaged, And DJ’s Girlfriend’s Latest: Hump Day Musings
He Kept His Two-Ball Putter In The Bag As we’ve all been warned, Gary Player did a shoot for ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue recently. Of course ESPN isn’t a smut peddler so Gary’s shaft and balls didn’t get put … Continue reading
Posted in WAGS
Tagged .nude, Big Ben, Dustin Johnson, ESPN The Magizine, Gary Player, Natalie Gulbis, Paulina Gretzky
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