What do you do when the golf is tape delayed, you already know the outcome, and Tiger barely breaks 80? You play Marry-Fuck-Kill with Celebrity WAGS of PGA Tour players.
As I tweeted yesterday…..
Wait, you old farts don’t know what MFK is? Jesus….go read here. The basic premise is you name three people or objects and decide which you’d marry, which you’d fornicate with, and which you’d straight up murder. For our purposes, we’re using the girlfriends of Rory McIlroy, Dustin Johnson, and Tiger Woods.
Rory’s Girlfriend, Caroline Wozniacki
Tiger’s Girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn
Dustin Johnson’s Fuck Toy, Paulina Gretzky
Personally, I’d marry Wozniacki, she seems nice and buys Rory cool shit according to his tweets. I’d kill Vonn, as you’ve heard me say, she’s thick and harry. I’d EFF Paulina, because as hot as she is, she must be crazy and likely has the herp. You wrap up your cock and take that leap of faith in latex just one time.
There you go….comments please.
And BTW, I’ve got Kooch in Fantasy Golf, so there’s no chance he wins tomorrow.