Monthly Archives: June 2013

Rory, The Robot, And Washing Machines

Posted on June 28, 2013 by shutfacegolf

The European PGA Tour released this commercial today featuring Rory, some Nike sticks for he and the robot, and a dozen or so washing machines. I think the robot would have talked less shit if it saw what Rors did … Continue reading →

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The Hernandez Effect: (Hypothetically) Coming To The PGA Tour Soon!!!

Posted on June 27, 2013 by shutfacegolf

If My Aunt Had A Dick She Would Be My Uncle I know it’s a stretch, but bear with me for a second. What if PGA Tour members were arrested as often as NFL players? This Aaron Hernandez thing seems to … Continue reading →

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Course Review: Forest Dunes

Posted on June 26, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Forest Dunes – Roscommon, MI (Architect: Tom Weiskopf) Background Built on property once owned by the founder of General Motors and Detroit Mafia families, Forest Dunes was born into existence in 2002.  Designed by major champion Tom Weiskopf, the (appropriately named) … Continue reading →

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44 Year Old Virgin Winner, Bubba Blows Up, & CBS No Shows: Final Thoughts On Hartford

Posted on June 25, 2013 by shutfacegolf

No Longer A Bridesmaid Ken Duke out-dualed fellow journeyman Chris Stroud on the 2nd playoff hole in Hartford to capture the title at the 2013 Travelers Championship. This is Duke’s long awaited maiden victory on tour and its location should … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings: Tiger On The Mend, The 2nd Worst Email Of The Year, And U.S. Open Hangover

Posted on June 19, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Tiger’s Tennis Elbow That’s pretty much what it is. Perhaps he won’t say that exact term, but its very common in golfers. I get it about once a season myself. In case you haven’t heard, Tiger Woods announced today that … Continue reading →

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U.S. Open Week: The Finale

Posted on June 17, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Rosie Palms And Her Blister Sisters Epic win for Justin Rose on Sunday at the 2013 U.S. Open hosted by Merion. Before you come out and tell me that Phil choked this away, I’ll tell you that Rose won it. … Continue reading →

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U.S. Open Week: Round 3

Posted on June 16, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Saturday (Not A Lot Of), Moving Day Did anything really change from Friday to Saturday evening? Not if you ask me. Tiger and Rory shot their way out of this with shitty rounds. But most of the field with a … Continue reading →

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U.S. Open Week: Round 2

Posted on June 15, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Stars Aligning In more ways than one. The leaderboard? Fantastic. Any criticism of Merion is completely unwarranted and the proof is the leaderboard the course has given us through 36 holes. Phil, Horschel, Donald, Tiger, Rory, Poulter, Mahan, Rose and … Continue reading →

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U.S. Open Week: Round 1

Posted on June 13, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Whoa, wait a second. You mother fuckers thought I was bailing on you for the week of a major? You can’t get rid of me that easily. And no, I wasn’t the guy at Merion heckling Sergio today. I would … Continue reading →

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English Lit (It Up), Moist Merion, And M-Project Review: Final Thoughts On St. Jude

Posted on June 10, 2013 by shutfacegolf

A Prophecy Realized Harris English won a Web.com (Nationwide at the time) event as a college amateur just a few years ago. From that point forward he’s been crowned by the golf journos as the next big thing. His college … Continue reading →

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