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- Course Review: Bethpage State Park (Black Course) May 11, 2019
- Titillation From Tiger April 15, 2019
- Random Thoughts: 2019 So Far January 27, 2019
- I Was On A Podcast, Made Some Predictions, It Didn’t Go Well December 29, 2018
- 10 Reasons I Love The Open Championship July 19, 2018
- Course Review: Arcadia Bluffs (Bluffs) April 14, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: The Finale April 9, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd April 2, 2018
- Thomas Wins But Loses By Throwing Out A Fan, And Tiger Was Back Too February 26, 2018
- My Dream Eighteen – Inward Nine (Part II) December 12, 2017
Monthly Archives: May 2013
Tiger’s Sneak Peek, DirecTV Ups The Ante, & Round 1 @ Memorial In The Books
No Truth To The Rumor That He Also Ate At Geno’s Remember when a reporter asked Tiger after he won the Players Championship what he thought of Merion (host course of the 2013 U.S. Open)? Tiger said he didn’t know … Continue reading
Posted in Equipment, Majors, Style, Tour Talk
Tagged #twitternerds, Bitch Tits, cargo shorts, Chest Hair Charl, DirecTV, Jack Nicklaus, Jumpman, Keegan Bradley, KJ Choi, Merion, Michael Jordan, Muirfield Village, Phil, Tiger Woods
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Boo Dadgum Won, Matteo Breaks Through, & Final Thoughts on Colonial
What Do You Do If You See Vijay Singh Every Tuesday? Boo Weekley, that’s what you do. You could see Boo’s victory coming like a freight train down the tracks. Since Boo got hot on Sunday in Tampa this March … Continue reading
Posted in Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Boo, bull dance, CBS, Colonial, Crown Plaza, Dustin Johnson, Feherty, Jordan Spieth, Kuchar, Matteo Manassero, Nantz, nick faldo, Paulina Gretzky, Scott Stallings, TGC, Verne Lundquist, Wentworth
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Sergio Fucked Up & Colonial Flashback: Hump Day Musings
I’ve Probably Said Worse When I Was Drunk Not racially, but I’ve offended more people when I’m drinking than there are fish in the ocean. However, being wasted doesn’t excuse Sergio from his recent fuck up. By now I’m sure … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Tour Talk, Uncategorized, WAGS
Tagged Annika, BMW, Colonial, Fried Chicken, Iron My Shirt, Martha Burk, Masters, Paulina Gretzky, Sergio, Tiger, Too Sensitive, Wentworth
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Keegs Chokes, Venturi Passes, And Tharcian Cliffs Steals The Show: Plus Final Thoughts On Nelson
Did Keegan Choke Or Did Sang-Moon Win? Sang-Moon Bae came out of the gates on Sunday and chased down Keegan Bradley like a puma chasing a zebra. But Moon’s hot start didn’t last and the 2nd year tour player’s game … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Tour Talk
Tagged #twitternerds, Ben Hogan, Bulgaria, Byron Nelson, CBS, Gary Player, John Huh, Keegan Bradley, Ken Venturi, Nantz, Nicolas Colsaerts, Sang-Moon Bae, Sueng Yol Noh, Tharcian Cliffs, The Match, USGA
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Do Your No Pants Dance, Lord Byron Round 1, And Fragile DJ
It Pants Were Optional, I’d Never Wear Them On the golf course that is…..I live in a land full of snow and shit 1/3 of the year. If it’s over 65 degrees, I’m wearing shorts to the course. If the … Continue reading
PGA Tour Wives: Hot Or Not?
Yes, I’m going there. I’m playing the most juvenile grade school game of Hot Or Not with PGA Tour player’s wives. Why Am I doing this? Because the PGA Tour Wives Association played their 9 hole golf tournament last week … Continue reading
Posted in WAGS
Tagged Amber Watney, Ashley Pendley, Brian Gay, Charl Schwartzel, Chest Hair Sandwich, Chris Stroud, Ellie Day, gold shower, Hot Or Not, Jason Day, Kimberly Gay, Michael Phelps, Nick Watney, Pat Perez, Rosalind Schwartzel, Sara Skevington, Snoozin Louie Ooosthusin, Steve Wheatcroft, Tiffany Stroud, Tour Wives, Win McMurry
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Course Review: Eagle Eye
Eagle Eye – East Lansing, MI (Architects: Chris Lutzke & Pete Dye) Background In the early 2000s Hawk Hollow Golf Properties decided to expand their roster of courses and add another 18 hole championship layout. They hired Chris Lutzke who … Continue reading
Posted in Course Reviews, Courses
Tagged Course Review, Eagle Eye, East Lansing, Greg Webber Academy, Hawk Hollow, Little Hawk, Michigan Golf, Pete Dye, TPC
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Tiger Mother-Fuckin’ Woods: Final Thoughts On Players Championship
The Players’ Playa Outside of Sunday at Augusta, Sunday at the Players might be the only other day in golf that delivers drama and excitement consistently every year. Today was no exception and the Players gave us a little bit … Continue reading
Posted in Equipment, Style, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged $woosh, David Lingmerth, Lindsey Vonn, NBC, pink out, Players, red pants, Sergio, TGC, Tiger Woods, TW '14 Shoe, Westwood
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Hump Day Musings: Players Edition
Tiger’s Beer Goggles I think we’ve all always wanted to see Tiger drunk, and now thanks to Deadspin, we can!!!! TW and Lindsey (moo) Vonn attended some Met Gala thing (museum, not baseball) in NYC earlier this week and this … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Freddie, Hall of Fame, Lindsey Vonn, Monty, Mother's Day, Mrs. Doubtfire, Players, Tiger drunk, Westwood, Win McMurry Nude
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Hey Vijay…..Eat A Shitburger!
What A Sad Sack Of Shit Honestly, this is the last time I’m going to discuss this walking turd and his case with the Tour, deer antler spray, or anything else related to this long line of tomfoolery Mr. Singh … Continue reading
Posted in Hate Mail, Tour Talk
Tagged big testicles bro, Charles Ramsey, Cheater, Deer Antler Spray, Finchem, Hall of Fame, IRS, PGA Tour, Ponte Vedra Mafia, Singh, Sobel, tax evasion, wife beater
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