Monthly Archives: May 2013

Tiger’s Sneak Peek, DirecTV Ups The Ante, & Round 1 @ Memorial In The Books

Posted on May 30, 2013 by shutfacegolf

No Truth To The Rumor That He Also Ate At Geno’s Remember when a reporter asked Tiger after he won the Players Championship what he thought of Merion (host course of the 2013 U.S. Open)? Tiger said he didn’t know … Continue reading →

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Boo Dadgum Won, Matteo Breaks Through, & Final Thoughts on Colonial

Posted on May 27, 2013 by shutfacegolf

What Do You Do If You See Vijay Singh Every Tuesday? Boo Weekley, that’s what you do. You could see Boo’s victory coming like a freight train down the tracks. Since Boo got hot on Sunday in Tampa this March … Continue reading →

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Sergio Fucked Up & Colonial Flashback: Hump Day Musings

Posted on May 23, 2013 by shutfacegolf

I’ve Probably Said Worse When I Was Drunk Not racially, but I’ve offended more people when I’m drinking than there are fish in the ocean. However, being wasted doesn’t excuse Sergio from his recent fuck up. By now I’m sure … Continue reading →

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Keegs Chokes, Venturi Passes, And Tharcian Cliffs Steals The Show: Plus Final Thoughts On Nelson

Posted on May 20, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Did Keegan Choke Or Did Sang-Moon Win? Sang-Moon Bae came out of the gates on Sunday and chased down Keegan Bradley like a puma chasing a zebra. But Moon’s hot start didn’t last and the 2nd year tour player’s game … Continue reading →

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Do Your No Pants Dance, Lord Byron Round 1, And Fragile DJ

Posted on May 16, 2013 by shutfacegolf

It Pants Were Optional, I’d Never Wear Them On the golf course that is…..I live in a land full of snow and shit 1/3 of the year. If it’s over 65 degrees, I’m wearing shorts to the course. If the … Continue reading →

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PGA Tour Wives: Hot Or Not?

Posted on May 15, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Yes, I’m going there. I’m playing the most juvenile grade school game of Hot Or Not with PGA Tour player’s wives. Why Am I doing this? Because the PGA Tour Wives Association played their 9 hole golf tournament last week … Continue reading →

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Course Review: Eagle Eye

Posted on May 14, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Eagle Eye – East Lansing, MI (Architects: Chris Lutzke & Pete Dye) Background In the early 2000s Hawk Hollow Golf Properties decided to expand their roster of courses and add another 18 hole championship layout. They hired Chris Lutzke who … Continue reading →

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Tiger Mother-Fuckin’ Woods: Final Thoughts On Players Championship

Posted on May 13, 2013 by shutfacegolf

The Players’ Playa Outside of Sunday at Augusta, Sunday at the Players might be the only other day in golf that delivers drama and excitement consistently every year. Today was no exception and the Players gave us a little bit … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings: Players Edition

Posted on May 9, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Tiger’s Beer Goggles I think we’ve all always wanted to see Tiger drunk, and now thanks to Deadspin, we can!!!! TW and Lindsey (moo) Vonn attended some Met Gala thing (museum, not baseball) in NYC earlier this week and this … Continue reading →

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Hey Vijay…..Eat A Shitburger!

Posted on May 8, 2013 by shutfacegolf

What A Sad Sack Of Shit Honestly, this is the last time I’m going to discuss this walking turd and his case with the Tour, deer antler spray, or anything else related to this long line of tomfoolery Mr. Singh … Continue reading →

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