Tits And A Hovercraft, Every Boy’s Dream

Golf Digest Editors Read This Blog

Clearly they do. Either that or they know how to sell magazines in a day and age when no one buys them. In case you somehow missed it, Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders is in the news this week with a full spread for the May issue of Golf Digest. When word of this came across the tweeter the other day I wasn’t sure I’d even waste my time with it.  However, it has become very clear that one of the most popular topics viewed on this site is Ms. Sonders and her bolt-ons, so I do my best to please the constituents. I hope you’re happy. The Sonders feature in GD gives a brief interview and a full array of pictures from her photo shoot. The link to that is here, but I’ll provide you with a sample below.

Holly Sonders

Isn’t it great what a set of store bought milk makers can do for you? If you’ve read my other posts on her you won’t learn much of anything new from what is in the article, except for the fact that she’s ALWAYS bikini ready. And if you were lucky enough to see the nudes of her, you’d take that differently than I’m sure she intended.

Bubba-da-Bubba-Bubba’s Hovercraft

I can’t imagine why Bubba Watson hasn’t won since the Masters last year. When does he have time to practice and hone his game? He has a young child, is constantly making appearances, playing with his toys, and starring in Golf Boys videos. According to a recent blurb on Golf.com, he hasn’t even found the time to pick the menu for his Champion’s Dinner next week. Just tonight, he flew to New York to do Piers Morgan’s show on CNN (I hear he was great on it). With all that swirling around in Bubba’s life, should we even blink when another viral Bubba video pops up? If they’re like this one from today we should. Oakley made a hovercraft golf cart for Bubs and here’s how it looks in action:

That’s pretty fucking awesome, but it also looks like a pain in the ass to get in and out of. I’d also venture to guess that you could hear the noise of that damn thing 4 holes away on any golf course. I hate to crash the hovercraft party, but ever party has a pooper, and I can’t see how this ever becomes more than a gimmick. Weren’t we all supposed to have segues to ride when we golf by now? Nevertheless, please Bubba, keep doing what you’re doing. Golf is more fun when you’re involved. A General Lee car, a 500k watch, a pink driver, the Masters Miracle, Golf Boys, a hovercraft…….what will Bubba do next?

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4 Responses to Tits And A Hovercraft, Every Boy’s Dream

  1. Larry says:

    Stop holding out, we all know you have the “goods” on Holly. Post em!

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