Monthly Archives: February 2013

ShutFace-ier?? Honda Time Machine & Fresh Eye Candy

Rocketballz-ier? Have you seen this yet? Yup, just another abortion of an advertisement from #Taylormadegolf. I have no idea how they come up with these and I’m not sure which is worse, this one or the one I referenced in … Continue reading

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Fuck You Ahmad Rashad, Thailand Traffic, & Bear Trap Preview

Ahmad Shows Up In My Dreams Of Kate Upton Too Last Thursday when the golf world stopped to mourn the (1st round) losses of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy visions of the the $woosh power couple playing together in a … Continue reading

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Koooooooooooooooch: Match Play Final Thoughts

Big Smiles, Big Checks Remember when Matt Kuchar was one of those highly touted amateurs that flamed out of professional golf? He didn’t even want to turn pro immediately after his college career ended to cash in on lucrative endorsement … Continue reading

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Snowmageddon!!!!!! Save The Match Play!!!!!

The West Coast swing of the PGA Tour has lost days of play this year due to high winds (Kapalua), fog (Torrey Pines), and snow (this week). Tour officials have to wonder if the Mayan Calendar was simply off by … Continue reading

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Get In The Hole!!!!!

Where is the guy yelling that when you need him? Deadspin gives us a look at the action from Sunday on the other side of the ropes. No wonder Charl couldn’t make anything! Thanks to the Itinerant Golfer for the … Continue reading

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Bracket Challenge

FYI, here’s a link to the Golfweek bracket challenge for the WGC Match Play Championship. http://games.golfweek.com/bracket.asp?ID=7 Group name is shutfacegolf.com

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Home Boy (Wins) In His Hood: Final Thoughts On Riv

The Slipper Fits Cinderella story, local boy……about to become…..Northern Trust Open champion. That scene is about the only thing I could think of when I saw John Merrick win his first PGA Tour event over the weekend at Riviera. Merrick grew … Continue reading

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Erin Andrews Of Golf Or Dolled Up Tranny?

It’s no secret that male demographics drive what is selected for content and on air talent when it comes to sports on TV. In the last 15+ years ESPN figured out that they can get higher ratings by showing lovely … Continue reading

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Links For Golf Nerds (Like Me)

Great field at the Riv this week, but not much yet to talk about after 1 round. The stars didn’t do much unless you consider Kuchar a star. However, the interwebs got us through another chilly winter day with some … Continue reading

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R.I.P. U.S.A.P.L.

The 3rd Monday in January is like a 2nd Christmas in my world. That’s the day that my state/local golf association opens its tournament registration for the year. You see the locations, dates, and events then select from your ‘menu’ … Continue reading

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