Monthly Archives: January 2013

Hump-Day Musings: Scottsdale Shit-Show, Vijay Cheats, & The Cam Caddy

Managed Waste Ahhhh the 16th at TPC of Scottsdale, professional golf’s most amusing collection of drunks, tight bitches, and drunk tight bitches. If you’re reading this I’ll go out on a limb and assume you’re aware of the hole’s reputation … Continue reading

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Do Mayonnaise And Maple Syrup Cloud Judgment?

Do you know who Adam Hadwin is? I’m guessing most of you don’t. He’s an easy-to-root-for 25 year old professional golfer from Canada who played for Louisville and has been trying to make it as a tour player since 2009. Hadwin has … Continue reading

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Tiger’s Fuck Buddy

Most single males between the ages of 16 and 30 have one. It’s just a fact. You keep her around for one reason.  She’s your go to at 3 am when you get home from the bar. You never take … Continue reading

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Slightly Amusing, But Mostly Painful

Slightly amusing, but mostly painful……that’s how Andrew Dice Clay referred to masturbation with a cheese grader. And that’s about what these random Friday night musings of mine are going to be like tonight. The reality is, it’s cold where I … Continue reading

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Introducing The Bitch Tits Tax-O-Meter

Phil Mickelson opened his mouth to complain about his taxes last week just to make a point. The media bought in, listened to what he said about paying too much, Phil took a beating, and has since apologized. I haven’t … Continue reading

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Have You Seen This Man?

Did you forget about Jason Day? I did. In 2010 he won on tour and in 2011 showed he was ready for pornsuper star status with back-to-back runner up finishes in majors. As the calendar turned to 2012 Day’s game … Continue reading

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Gay Pride And Final Thoughts On The Hope……Errrrrrrr…… Humana

Congrats to Brian Gay for surviving the choking dog exhibition that was put on by his fellow competitors today at the Humana event in Palm Springs. The veteran birdie machine kept his ball the cleanest, made plenty of red numbers, … Continue reading

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Phhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt…….All Across The World

Did you hear that, the sound the title of this post describes? No, that’s not the loud queef of the hotel maid that Slick Willy just nailed in Palm Springs. That’s the sound you hear when the 3 biggest stars … Continue reading

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Abu Dhabi Nike Orgy With Martin Kaymer As Lucky Pierre

The golf world awoke today (or stayed up late) to watch the biggest two stars of the game go head to head in the middle east. No one was more excited than Nike CEO Phil Knight who was last seen … Continue reading

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Ka-Ching! $woosh Breaks Bank For Another Big Name

Maybe a few of you missed the big announcement Nike recently made of their addition to the Nike Golf family. It was largely glossed over and swept under the rug by most golf scribes. Yes, Nike has signed a former … Continue reading

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